Massachusetts · Mountain biking · Near Newburyport

Stupid Trail

0.9 mi
round trip
303 ft
climb
Singletrack
surface
Out and back
route
Apr–Oct
best months

Stupid Trail is a short, out-and-back mountain biking route in Massachusetts, about 2 miles from Kettle Cove Village. The climb is steady, with a high point of 190 feet and a total gain of 303 feet over the 1.8-mile round trip. The route is rated hard, and the steepest stretch comes at about 0.37 miles in, with a grade of 6 percent. Summer is the most comfortable time to ride. Typical averages from a nearby weather station in Beverly show July highs around 80°F with lows near 60°F, while winter brings highs in the upper 30s and a few snow days a month from December through February. Several other mountain biking spots sit close by. Resdawg is about 0.1 mile away, Tombstone about 0.3 mile, and Bandidos and Stu & Erin's are each about half a mile off.

Around this trail

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  • Sleep close

    Camp Pinehurst

    Campground

    Campground · 1.6 mi from the trail
  • Eat after

    J. T. Farnhams

    Restaurant

    On your way back · 2 mi
  • If it rainsJohn Phelan, CC BY-SA 4.0 · Wikimedia Commons

    Essex Shipbuilding Museum

    Museum

    On your way back · 3 mi

    Maritime museum in Essex, Massachusetts

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More in Newburyport
  • Best time to go · Apr–Oct

    Best time to visit Stupid Trail

    Best months: April–October. Best months have typical highs of 55–85 °F, lows of 30 °F or warmer (32 °F where the station doesn't record snow), at most one snowy day and no more than 12 wet days.

    1. Jan

      37° / 18°

      11 wet · 4 snow

    2. Feb

      39° / 18°

      10 wet · 5 snow

    3. Mar

      45° / 25°

      11 wet · 3 snow

    4. Apr

      57° / 33°

      11 wet

    5. May

      66° / 44°

      12 wet

    6. Jun

      75° / 54°

      11 wet

    7. Jul

      80° / 60°

      10 wet

    8. Aug

      79° / 58°

      9 wet

    9. Sep

      72° / 51°

      9 wet

    10. Oct

      61° / 40°

      11 wet

    11. Nov

      51° / 31°

      11 wet · 1 snow

    12. Dec

      42° / 24°

      11 wet · 2 snow

    Typical high / low (°F) and days with rain or snow, 1991–2020. Measured at Beverly, MA, 4.6 mi away at 65 ft. Source: NOAA NCEI U.S. Climate Normals 1991–2020.

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