Dystopia
- 18 routes
- V0+ – V5-6
- Bouldering
- Mar–Jun, Aug–Oct
- best months
Dystopia is a bouldering area in Missouri, about 1.7 miles from the town of Tiff. It sits among several other climbing spots, with The Den (North End) and K: North End Boulders both about 0.1 mile away, and Wave Roof at a similar distance. The area is a cluster of boulders rather than a single route, and the climbing here is all bouldering, with 18 routes in total. The boulders range from easy to moderate, with 14 of the 18 routes graded on the V scale from V0+ up to V5-6. A Lil' Somethin' and Lil' Dude's Arete are both V0+, and Two Finger Twist is the hardest at V5-6. The routes were first ascended between December 2020 and an unspecified date by climbers including Ross T., Peter W. and NSR. For timing, fall is the most comfortable season. Typical averages from a nearby weather station in Potosi show October highs around 68°F with lows near 46°F, and September and October have the fewest wet days of the year. That station sits about 440 feet lower than the boulders, so temperatures at the climbing area run a little cooler. Hikers can find the 1000 Steps Trail and Mooner's Hollow Trail within about 6 miles, and paddlers can head to Pike Run, roughly 8 miles away.
- The Den (North End)Rock climbing0.1 mi
- K: North End BouldersRock climbing0.1 mi
- Wave RoofRock climbing0.1 mi
- 1000 Steps TrailHiking5.7 mi
- Mooner's Hollow TrailHiking5.8 mi
- Rockywood TrailHiking5.9 mi
- Pike RunCanoeing7.9 mi
- Mineral ForkCanoeing9.4 mi
Source: Roamze catalog (indexable pages within 10 miles, PostGIS distance)
- The Den (North End)Rock climbing · Next door
- K: North End BouldersRock climbing · Next door
- Wave RoofRock climbing · Next door
- 2: North, Climber's Right of StairsRock climbing · Next door
- H: Prison WallRock climbing · Next door
- G: Van Gogh WallRock climbing · Next door
- F: Monet WallRock climbing · Next door
- E: Picasso WallRock climbing · Next door
- D: Red Dihedral WallRock climbing · Next door
- B: Goblin GrottoRock climbing · Next door
Best time to visit Dystopia
Best months: March–June and August–October. Best months have typical highs of 55–85 °F, lows of 30 °F or warmer (32 °F where the station doesn't record snow), at most one snowy day and no more than 12 wet days.
Jan
40° / 21°
8 wet
Feb
45° / 25°
8 wet
Mar
55° / 33°
10 wet
Apr
66° / 44°
11 wet
May
74° / 54°
12 wet
Jun
82° / 63°
10 wet
Jul
86° / 67°
9 wet
Aug
85° / 65°
8 wet
Sep
78° / 57°
7 wet
Oct
68° / 46°
9 wet
Nov
54° / 35°
8 wet
Dec
43° / 26°
8 wet
Typical high / low (°F) and days with rain or snow, 1991–2020. Measured at Potosi 4 Sw, MO, 14.5 mi away at 1,105 ft. This station doesn't record snowfall. Source: NOAA NCEI U.S. Climate Normals 1991–2020.