Bastard Wall
- 6 routes
- 5.10a – 5.13+
- Sport
- May–Oct
- best months
Bastard Wall is a sport climbing area in Maine, about 1.6 miles from the town of Greenwood. It sits right next to two other climbing areas, Dike Wall and South Wall, each about 0.1 mile away, so it's easy to pair with them in a single visit. The climbing here is all sport, and the routes run from about 5.10a up to 5.13+. The median grade is 5.11d, with Fat Bastard at 5.11d and Unfinished Project at 5.13+ as the standout options. City Dweller, at 5.10a, is the easiest route, and Tough Bastard, at 5.12d, is the hardest of the named ones. Summer is the most comfortable time to climb. Typical averages from a nearby weather station in Bethel show July highs around 79°F with lows near 57°F, while winter highs stay in the 20s and 30s. For a change from the rock, Oversett Pond Trail is about a mile away, and Twitchell Pond is about 1.5 miles off. Paddlers can head to the Androscoggin River Trail, roughly 8 miles away.
Best time to go · May–Oct
Best time to visit Bastard Wall
Best months: May–October. Best months have typical highs of 55–85 °F, lows of 30 °F or warmer (32 °F where the station doesn't record snow), at most one snowy day and no more than 12 wet days.
Jan
28° / 8°
Feb
31° / 11°
Mar
40° / 19°
Apr
52° / 31°
May
65° / 42°
Jun
74° / 51°
Jul
79° / 57°
Aug
78° / 56°
Sep
71° / 47°
Oct
57° / 37°
Nov
45° / 27°
Dec
34° / 17°
Typical high / low (°F) and days with rain or snow, 1991–2020. Measured at Bethel 6 Sse, ME, 4.5 mi away at 790 ft. This station doesn't record snowfall. Source: NOAA NCEI U.S. Climate Normals 1991–2020.
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