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Colorado
Massive Hemorrhoid
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Inside Pike and San Isabel National Forests
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Massive Hemorrhoid
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About this route
One of the easier lines among the eight routes catalogued at A Massive Pain in the ASS, which spans from 5.5 to 5.11b/c. This alpine climb features no fixed protection.
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