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At a glance
Derek Zoolander's Problem for Kids Who Can't Climb Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
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One of eight climbs catalogued at Zoolander Boulder, this route sits at the entry level of the crag's V0–V7-8 range. First ascent by James H Conces.
Rapids Boulders
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Virginia bouldering area with accessible problems and scenic setting.
Night Vale Area
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Virginia climbing area with varied routes for multiple ability levels.
Samurai Area
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Virginia climbing area with varied routes and solid rock for mixed abilities.
Thunderbolt Boulder
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Virginia bouldering area with varied problems and natural stone features.
Crackalachia Boulder
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Virginia boulder problems on featured stone with varied climbing.
Guest River Gorge
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Sandstone climbing in a scenic Virginia gorge with varied pitch options.
Haunted Boulder
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Virginia bouldering area featuring natural boulder problems for all levels.
Ultra Boulder
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Virginia bouldering area with varied problems for all levels.
Joyful Boulder
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Virginia bouldering area with problems for climbers of varied abilities.
Pegasus Boulder
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Virginia bouldering area with varied problems for developing climbers.
