Colorado · Rock climbing · Sedalia

Couch Potatoes

Couch Potatoes in Colorado has 5 trad routes across 4 difficulty grades.

5 routes
5.9 – 5.10a
Trad

Is Couch Potatoes open right now?

Alert in the area

The Forest Service lists 8 alerts for Pike and San Isabel National Forests.

As of · Source: USFS · Pike and San Isabel National Forests. Agencies don't list every closure — check before you go.

Best time to visit Couch Potatoes

Best months: May–July and September–October. Best months have typical highs of 55–85 °F, lows of 30 °F or warmer (32 °F where the station doesn't record snow), at most one snowy day and no more than 12 wet days.

  1. Jan

    45° / 14°

    4 wet

  2. Feb

    46° / 16°

    5 wet

  3. Mar

    53° / 23°

    6 wet

  4. Apr

    58° / 29°

    8 wet

  5. May

    67° / 38°

    9 wet

  6. Jun

    79° / 47°

    9 wet

  7. Jul

    84° / 53°

    12 wet

  8. Aug

    82° / 51°

    13 wet

  9. Sep

    76° / 43°

    7 wet

  10. Oct

    64° / 32°

    5 wet

  11. Nov

    53° / 23°

    4 wet

  12. Dec

    44° / 15°

    5 wet

Typical high / low (°F) and days with rain or snow, 1991–2020. Measured at Cheesman, CO, 3.7 mi away at 6,880 ft. The station sits about 1,400 ft lower than this place, so expect it a little cooler here. This station doesn't record snowfall. Source: NOAA NCEI U.S. Climate Normals 1991–2020.

Couch Potatoes is a climbing area in the South Platte Ranger District of the Pike and San Isabel National Forests in Colorado, managed by the Forest Service. It sits among a cluster of climbing spots, with Helen's Dome and Acid Rock both about 0.1 mile away. The most comfortable months for climbing are typically late spring and early fall. Typical averages from the nearby Cheesman weather station, at a lower elevation, run to highs around 67°F in May and 76°F in September, and the climbing area itself sits higher, so expect cooler temperatures there. Goose Creek, a paddling spot, is about a mile away, and Goose Creek Campground is about 1.8 miles off. The Hankins Pass Trail is about 2.7 miles away, and the South Platte River offers river fishing about 3.6 miles from the area.

Routes (5)

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